You’ve served me well for the last 9 years.
A lot of decision and idea made when I sat on you. Tons of creations were born when you supported my back.
Uncountable farts you withstood. You witnessed things that aren not supposed to happen on top of chair.
It’s time to retire. My a** will miss you.
Welcoming… chair v2.0. Let’s change the world for the next 10 years.